Zocchi dice make me want to punch orphans in the face.
More specifically, shopping for Zocchi dice and deciding whether or not I want to pay GameScience six dollars to ink my dice for me makes me want to punch orphans in the face.
I've downloaded a custom die roller for my smart phone that I have used to create virtual Zocchi dice, but this feels somehow unclean to me, plus it will be a pain in the ass for me to have to roll initiative for any fighters who happen to have a two handed weapons or what have you.
While I cannot punch orphans in the face without that pesky "legal reprisal" thing, I can log into my text MUD, unequip my sword, and go punch virtual orphans in their virtual faces.
That is all.