The Best Blog Comment I Have Ever Received

So late last year and early this year, I was working on a BX version of a pseudo-WoD game. I posted rules for characters getting turned into vampires. That post, though eight months old, recently prompted the following comment:

"Hello friend out there my name is jerry am a vampire i was bone in califonia am 50years old i love beeing a vampire becaose i alwayse get what i want i have initiate allote of friends family member young and old ,if you have interest you want to be a vampire you are free i can initiate you and you will be one of us fame money any thing you want will definatly be yours contact vampirestemple@yahoo.com to day and be initiated thanks"

Jerry the Vampire. Damn, that sounds badass. 

I have to hand it to you Jerry, I vastly prefer the term initiate to the worn-out Embrace. 

...could this be some kind of undead pyramid scheme? 

I have left the comment unpublished on the original post, but this was just too good not to share with you, my dear blog pals. 

Christian: You live in Cali. Watch out for Jerry the Vampire.

Edit: I just realized that, of all the words Jerry the Vampire mangles, he spells initiate correctly. He can't spell being, but by the gods, he can spell initiate.