Thursday, September 30, 2021

Useless Crabbin' in 3 Parts

Canto 1 

 Goddamn, I miss Wizardawn. It was so easy to generate maps, the maps were exactly what I wanted, and it was free. I tried to download and run my own Wizardawn server, but I couldn't get it to work on my shitbox of a laptop. (I am also not super great with computers beyond basic user stuff.) When I was running OSE, I found some online mappers that were okay, but they didn't do it for me the way Wizardawn did. I could break down and pay for Hexographer, (or I guess it's called Worldographer now?) but then I have to do all the work... I much prefer being handed a blank map and letting my imagination fill in what it is. 


Canto 2 

Why did I never notice how awful experience points are in B/X as a youngster? (Actually it was Cyclopedia/BECMI but whatever) Like... an orc has a pretty even chance of murdering a 1st level character of any class, but an orc is worth a paltry 10 xp. Even if you kill one by yourself... I mean, a fighter has to kill 200 of those motherfuckers to gain a level. While the word 'round the campfire is that 75% of experience comes from treasure, my experience is that it's more like 95%.  

I'm guessing I didn't notice because e 1.) I was ten years old and 2.) We moved on pretty quickly to AD&D 2nd edition and that's where most of my D&D experience was in my formative years. 

Paging JB, Paging Doctor JB to the Operating Room.  


Canto 3 

6th edition is a thing? Or is it 5.5? Fuck, I don't know. If it's backwards compatible I guess that's chill. 

9 comments:

  1. Re Canto 2: Hell yes, I noticed. The impossibly stingy way XP was awarded for defeating enemies made it effectively mandatory to use the idiotic "gold = XP" rules if you ever wanted anyone to level up. Or you had to house rule things so you got about 10-20 times as much for winning and extra XP for non-combat success like handling traps or negotiating well - at which point you could drop the amount of treasure you had to hand out for levelling to sane amounts.

    Re Canto 3: It's not due till 2024, so more like potentially a thing. Can't get fussed about it personally, I stopped playing "official" D&D when 5th dropped.

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  3. Hey, man, the doctor is IN and I have the CURE for your blues: it's first edition AD&D y'all.
    ; )

    Here's why:
    - More x.p. for monsters
    - Awarding x.p. for magic items
    - Appropriate drains on PC coffers (so their cups don't overflow, as in B/X)
    - Higher survival rates even at low levels thanks to increased hit die size, increased clerical power, and the appearance of hit point "buffer zones" (negative HPs).

    ALSO: if you still need cheering, check out Prince of Nothing's recent dungeon contest:

    https://princeofnothingblogs.wordpress.com/2021/09/26/announcing-the-winners-of-the-2021-princeofnothingpresents-no-artpunk-contest/

    The review of the "winners" entries are well worth peeping, stealing from. My own entry did NOT make the winner circle (it was a slovenly effort by comparison) but still fun:

    https://princeofnothingblogs.wordpress.com/2021/09/15/no-artpunk-entry-12-hells-own-temple/

    Giddyup, man! Good stuffs on the horizon (and, no, not 6E. That's just another chance to set your money on fire for WotC. Fuck that noise!)!
    : )

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    1. Can I get the generic brand medicine? (OSRIC) I usually get the generic brand with my RL medicine, so...

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    2. I’m probably going to need to check out OSRIC (you’re the second person to bring it up with me the last week or so). Unfortunately I can’t really speak to its effectiveness as a cure…though I’ve heard good things.
      ; )

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    3. When I ran AD&D 1st edition back in like 2009 (early in my blogging days), I recall I used the "orange spine" books to plan the campaign, but OSRIC was the book at my table.

      But but but...I just want OSE to be good. I just want it to do what I want it to do. *whine*

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  4. Yes, getting 11 to 18xp per orc sure speeds things up! You only need to solo kill 150 or so without dying for your level 1 fighter to level up...

    Or you could work as a party, let the thief burn some with oil, let the magic-user put some to sleep, and you and the cleric beat down any that remain. And everyone shares the XP. :D

    Of course, smart parties find that working together to bring down a higher HD creature (I've seen 5 member level 1 parties take down 6HD creatures without casualties). Probably has more loot than those orcs, too.

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    1. Working as a party, each member gets like 2.5 xp per orc... and obviously I was just being illustrative, bro. I don't have many D&D games where a single fighter challenges an unending legion of orcs. :p

      As for higher level beasties, one of my favorite examples I quote when discussing the B/X xp dilemma is the medusa: she can kill your ass dead twice per round, and she's worth a paltry 420 xp. Her treasure hoard, on the other hand, is Type A, which I think is worth around 10k...

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    2. Oh, I know. Once, when we were kids, though, just for fun, my best friend's level 8 or 9 fighter did decide to single-handedly challenge a group of 30 or so kobolds to single combat. Just to see what would happen, I had the kobolds accept.

      With magic weapons and armor, and high hit points, the fighter was at a huge advantage. If the kobolds had come as a group, the fighter likely would have been toast. Even then, he was pretty low in hit points by the end. :D

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